I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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