Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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