If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I need to calm my uterus...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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