I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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