Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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