You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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