During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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