I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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