im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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