Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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