i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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