yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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