We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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