i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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