I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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