I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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