My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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