is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
This is classic penis vs brain.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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