Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
