We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's never too late to be topless.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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