I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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