Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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