SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Dignity is for republicans.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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