i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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