Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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