We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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