I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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