Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
