gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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