as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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