I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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