Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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