weddingsv make me drug and hornr
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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