The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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