my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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