I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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