I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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