belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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