is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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