I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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