Nicole vs. Life
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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