I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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