There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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