Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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