Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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