So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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