AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i came on her dog
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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