absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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