I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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