But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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