why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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