dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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