she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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